Built for laughs, not for getting out of things
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Excuse Generator 3000 makes one polite, ridiculous excuse at a time. The website and the iPhone app share the same mixer: a pile of kind, cinematic lines that snap together on the device. Nothing in that pile is a plan for skipping real work.
On a desktop browser with WebGPU, the site can also load a small AI model and write a fresh line locally. On a phone that supports Apple Intelligence, the app can use Apple's on-device model. Both of those stay on the device. If they aren't available, the mixer is the whole show.
Coming soon to the App Store No listing yet. This is not a download button.
Start on the homepage, or jump to homework, being late, chores, practice, a text you forgot, or the in-browser AI.
Questions
Who is it for?
Anyone who wants a kind, over-the-top excuse and knows the real task is still waiting.
What does the iPhone app do differently?
On a phone that can run Apple Intelligence, Apple's on-device model can write the line. Otherwise the app uses the same mixer as this site.
Is the App Store listing live?
No. The site says coming soon, and that badge is not a download link.