Excuse Generator

Excuse generator

3000

Polite. Ridiculous. Written where you are. Pick what went wrong, turn the silliness dial, and get one short joke excuse. Your homework still exists.

On this page, nothing you type is uploaded

Console

Offline mixer

Engine

The mixer snaps a sentence together on this page. AI mode downloads Qwen2.5 0.5B, about 300 MB, from Hugging Face into this browser. Phones stay on the mixer.

Situation

PLAYFUL 55

BelievableAbsurd

Output

The console is warmed up. Pick a situation and press generate.

Jokes only. Your homework still exists.

The iPhone

Same jokes. A model that lives on the phone.

Coming soon to the App Store No listing yet. This is not a download button.

On this website

The instant mixer is the same sentence machine as the app. AI mode, on a desktop browser with WebGPU and enough memory, loads Qwen2.5 0.5B into the page and writes the excuse there. The download is the model, not your words.

On the iPhone app

When the phone can run Apple Intelligence, Apple's on-device model writes the excuse. Older phones, the simulator, and a model that is still downloading use the offline mixer. The app does not call a server.

The app needs iOS 17. Apple's model needs iOS 26 and an Apple Intelligence iPhone, with Apple Intelligence turned on. The status line in the app says which one is awake.